<ul>
  <li>Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on earth has never been on the set of Masterchef Jr.</li>
  <li>The competition are all under 14 years old</li>
  <li>Kids under 14 years old are as mentally and physically weak as you’d expect</li>
  <li>You’re automatically the coolest guy in the room if you’re not a loser ten year old who likes to cook</li>
  <li>Gordon Ramsay doesn’t look a day over 70</li>
  <li>None of your opponents have the cognitive skills to defend themselves against rampant verbal abuse</li>
  <li>None of your opponents have the motor skills to defend themselves against stealthy physical attacks</li>
  <li>“Pussy-ass bitch” is inappropriate language for national television</li>
  <li>Masterchef Jr. is not broadcast nationally</li>
  <li>“Pussy-ass bitch” is inappropriate language for children who are pussy-ass bitches</li>
  <li>About half of the contestants are pre-diabetic</li>
  <li>The other half are actual-diabetic</li>
  <li>There’s food everywhere and you can eat any of it at any time if you’re high enough</li>
  <li>The on set safety team takes its job way too seriously</li>
  <li>The on set safety team believes blood in the food to be a safety hazard</li>
  <li>You can curse out children on a show hosted by Gordon Ramsay and no one will notice</li>
  <li>Cooking sure is harder than it looks!</li>
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What I Learned On The Set of MasterChef Jr.