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Spring ’26
The Lampoon's Spring 2026 parody of the Harvard Crimson
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Intervention Letter
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by DKN ’27
Tanglord, I'm here because I love you. I know we haven't talked in a bit, but it's not like I haven't tried. It's just that ever since we told you about beer last Thursday...
Post-Presidency
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Typically, presidents near the end of their term are worried about how they’ll be remembered.I’m much more worried about finding my next job...
Dear Arnold
The POW! # • by DKN ’27
Everyone we know died of STDs...
Silly PTSD
The POW! # • by CYL '26
Coming home from the war has been an adjustment. My family has had to get used to the fact that I no longer have any legs...
Mc Carthy In Hell
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Wait! Don’t throw me in the fire...
Call of Duty 1969
The POW! # • by HTM '26
A foreign land. A jungle of death...
How To: Human Shield
The POW! # • by CLHC '26
When you get selected to be a human shield you must accept the fact that these are your last few minutes alive...
War Horse
The POW! # • by SEH '26
War Horse is very fast and strong. He is good Horse...
Vice President
The POW! # • by HTM '26
We look great in this inauguration photo, Mr. President! Can you just do me a small favor and have the media guys edit out the bunny ears...
Sound Syndrome
The POW! # • by RSA '25
My wife can’t stand me now because whenever I try dirty talk...
Miss Trunchbull Goes to the Club
The Posthumous Writings of B.R. Tanglord # • by GMB '28
This place blows...
Lampoon Investigates Was Nam Really That Bad?
The POW! # • by SEH '26
When this reporter first learned about the Vietnam War...
Deep Cuts
Apology to the Reader’s of Squid Digest’s April 2013 Issue
Nantucket Sleighride # • by MAG '21-'22
Readers, we would like to retract a statement we made in our most recent issue. After multiple onlin...
City Nights, 3029
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by GPCP '22
It’s Saturday night, and I’m looking for trouble. Shades. Scowl. Leather jacket in all the right pla...
Waking Up From A Coma
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # • by AWE '27
Hey Bruce, how’d you sleep? I hope it was good, because we have a lot to discuss now that you’re awake. Remember Jibbly from our wedding...
Mc Carthy In Hell
The POW! # • by HTM '26
Wait! Don’t throw me in the fire...
Taco Tuesday
Upside Up # • by JRD '22-'23
- Can I get two beef tacos please?
- Sorry sir, we only sell tacos on Tuesdays.
- ...
Modern Warfare
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by EB '24
Many predict that by the year 3000, the US military will primarily fight its wars in cyberspace.
“...
Tom and Jerry Spec Script
Symphonia Fantastica # • by HJH '19
Tom is strolling along the railroad tracks, whistling a happy tune. Jerry walks parallel to Tom on t...
Cold War Frat Boy
Mutually Assured Destruction # • by SAB '24
Nuclear warheads dropping near the die table. Bombs away, babes. Time for a quick game to 11 before ...
Online Quiz
Grass is Greener # • by BWM '19-'21
Take this short quiz and see if we can guess where you were born!
How do you pronounce Mayonnaise?A...
Moon Mine
Family Friendly Comedy # • by ZDG '20
A notice to all MoonCorp employees:
Gentlemen, this is your CEO. Please keep mining; no reason to b...
Mecca
Upside Up # • by SAB '24
Half-way through my pilgrimage to Mecca, I decided I’m actually going to be agnostic.
Earlier toda...
Krauts
The ▵S=Sf – Si = ∫dQ/T # • by BWM '19-'21
Legend has it while serving in the trenches in WWI Wittgenstein would masturbate to math.
German So...