It weren’t too long after Silas Boone was born...

It was a dark and stormy night...

Robert: So, crucifying hard or hardly crucifying...

When it comes to performative feminism...

In game 5 of the 1997 NBA finals...

A witch cursed me at the county fair...

Hey lady, let’s get out of here...

I was born with a poo gun in my hand...

Hey, honey can you zip me up...

We visited JGC’s grandfather...

Detective Town is the safest place in the county because no crime goes unsolved...

The other day I got locked up in prison for going out on the town...

One time I was at the farm, milking some cows when Bobby, the guy that owns the farm, comes out runn...

Glad I’ve got someone interested in buying Tuxedo. My father died in this tuxedo, and then it was re...

GRANDFATHER: Here’s a card from me. Happy birthday. SON: Thanks, grandpa. MOTHER: Read it aloud! ...

Thank you to the school committee for having me. You may know me as the woman whose son killed the m...

Tour Guide: We’ve finally reached the Chicxulub crater, everyone, the site of the explosion that kil...

Please donate to my life-saving surgery. I cannot use my hands the way I need to use them and am suf...

Here are some things that might happen when I am born. — The doctor accidentally gives my parents t...

In 1986, instead of an elementary school teacher, NASA had initially considered Big Bird as their fi...

My friend Josh, hoo boy. That guy’s into some really fucked up stuff. Just look at him. Greasy hai...

Oh, sure. Back me up further to the edge of the boat. I don’t mind. Are you pissed? You seem pissed....