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Crimson Parody
Spring ’26
The Lampoon's Spring 2026 parody of the Harvard Crimson

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Guy on the Cross Next to Jesus
Before I Go# by SEH '26
Robert: So, crucifying hard or hardly crucifying...
Tree Huggger
Book Smart# by JAJ '26
Corporate interests are destroying our natural resources...
Interview With Bear Grylls
Before I Go# by DKN ’27
Edward Michael “Bear” Grylls is a British adventurer best known for...
FUCKWAD, in which he... ...scams an elderly woman on Facebook Marketplace
Skin of my Teeth# by JDF '28
This is the story of Jizzy Fuckwad scamming an elderly woman on Facebook Marketplace...
Pizza Earther
Skin of my Teeth# by AWE '27
No, I’m not a flat earther—nothing of the sort...
Autobiography
Before I Go# by DGJ '27
I am wolf. Not big, also not that bad...
Ethical Zoo
Book Smart# by LNW '27
Hey kiddos, welcome to City Zoo...
That One Time I Very Cleverly Escaped by the Skin of my Teeth
Skin of my Teeth# by CYL '26
Hey, honey can you zip me up...
Tips for Succeeding in Improv
Before I Go# by LNW '27
Know When to Keep a Scene Going...
Cuban Missile Crisis
Skin of my Teeth# by MSS ’25
Newly released records reveal that the Cuban Missile Crisis only happened...
Married to my Job
Skin of my Teeth# by AWE '27
Hey lady, let’s get out of here...
Poll
Skin of my Teeth# by LKN '25
So how are my numbers looking...

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Cowboy Fantasies
Nantucket Sleighride # by MAG '21-'22
“I’ve been having cowboy fantasies again,” I mumble, before kicking through the saloon doors looking...
Hell
Me and My Lovers # by MAG '21-'22
There’s a special place in hell for weird guys who can’t be kept in the regular part of hell. MAG
Murphy's Law
Upside Up # by IKI '26
Draft Dodging
The Quixotic # by RYSL
The national draft is underway, and as an amputee I’m terrified of active combat. Thankfully, I’m in...
Date Ideas
Me and My Lovers # by LRK '21-'22
-Tap Dancing Summer Intensive-Battle it out in a kite flying competition-Try lettuce for the first t...
The Forgetful Neurosurgeon
Upside Up # by JRD '22-'23
Episode One: “By the Book” The forgetful neurosurgeon forgets his scalpel at home! Luckily he improv...
Paranoia
Entirely Secret & Completely Optional # by CYL '26
Kevin: Umm, I guess I would have to say Amy...
Crowdsourcing Request
Break of Day # by TBW '18
Hey Guys!I’m sending you this email to invite you to help with my crowdfunding campaign. I’m curren...
Mall Santa
For Your Consideration # by JPW '21
Beep. Beep. Beep. 5:15 AM. I sigh. I brew my morning coffee and catch up on the news — just drone s...
Moments Before Impact
The POW! # by CLHC '26
American wiretaps recorded various conversations among the residents of Hiroshima...
Tom and Jerry Spec Script
Symphonia Fantastica # by HJH '19
Tom is strolling along the railroad tracks, whistling a happy tune. Jerry walks parallel to Tom on t...
Larry Buys Condoms
Larry vs. the Infernal Machine # by BWM '19-'21
Larry: Hey, can I get some rubbers.  Clerk: Yeah, sure, what kind of johnny you looking for, smooth...
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