McCarthy: Wait! Don’t throw me in the fire! What if I told you that man there is a Communist?

Satan: Who, Stalin? I know he’s a Communist. There’s a ton of us here.

Carthy: McCarthy: Us?

Satan: Yeah. There’s a reason everyone gets thrown in the same fire

McCarthy: Oh, the pain! You really are the devil!

Marx: What do you mean? I’m Karl Marx. I was just making small talk with you.

McCarthy: Yes, and it is a torture worse than anything I’ve experienced!

Marx: Even worse than the impaling?

McCarthy: I didn’t hear anything about impaling.

Satan: Break’s over, lads! Drop your pants and line up. We only had enough money for one pole.

Satan: And then, I’m going to go to town on your balls with the hammer and sickle.

McCarthy: Okay, but how come Lenin and Mao get to sit in that jacuzzi over there?

Satan: Because. Those two are in the politburo. They’re exempt.

McCarthy: But…I thought you were all about equal treatment! Communism! What happened?

Satan: C’mon, McCarthy. You should know. Communism never really works in practice.